If you are to age discreetly
Tis always best to do it secretly
BIRTHDAY CAKE tends to vintage-er-size the skin.
That stodgy area betwixt the candles
Increases girth of the love handles
Elongating the wobbly place that swings under one’s chin.
Facebook has been without me for 40 days now.
Not sure if I’m doing well.
Time will tell.
(but what will it tell??)