Gimme Green Carpet
I want greeeeeen carpet
Wall to wall garish and seeeeen carpet
I want to feel it caked around your second loo
collecting piss, feeling your filth go amiss
as you crawl, vom, tread, crush crap in my threads
wiping every Shoe, Shoe, Barney McGrew
I want to shed hairs, swap fleas with yonder cat
as you splat me with fat from your fitted Kitchen
Your newly green carpeted fitted Kitchen
Do it now
Clem Fandango all the way
Can you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Yes I can hear you Mr House