Hmmm & Grrrrrr

Standard

 


Do I?

Don’t I?
Will I?
Won’t I?
Hmmmm & Grrrrrrr!

They do intensive courses for people like me
Liberate
Go Fumigate
Climb into the metal prison with wheels
Room for two…three or four
Point and go
Automatic
Automated
Unfortunately Animated
still Hmmmmm & Grrrrrrrr!
Reflexology
Hypnotherapy
Could help the freak
with a squeak and a tweak
But mainly an Eeeeeek!
Seeking and a-hitting all those various buttons
grabbing keys, thrashing peddles 
screwing up tissues to meddle around the automative issue.

Hmmmmmm & Grrrrrrrrr!

So, wipe away this fear
Get yourself into gear
And Bloomin Learn
To Bloomin well Drive!

 

My Provisional Driving Licence came in the post yesterday. Need to now make a phone call.
Bloomin is a replacement word.

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