1st RULE: You do not talk about SLAM CLUB
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SLAM CLUB
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or blows a whistle, the slam is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a slam final (or a woman if you’re lucky)
5th RULE: One Slamster at a time.
6th RULE: No props, no costumes.
7th RULE: Slams will go on as long as they have to (10.30ish)
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SLAM CLUB, you HAVE to slam
(or be a lovely member of the audience)