The Olympics: The Opening Ceremony – A Prediction


Let us play Chopsticks with the arrival of the Olympics

as the clerics and the cynics now compete.

Harry Potters on their broomsticks

in Maccy D sponsored tunics

with the laddybasqued endorsed ‘Torch of Flame’

See the mystics start to mimic.

The critics start to critique

50 shades of medals for he who can’t be named!!




Flick the meter for the electric

See the gothics kick the convicts

into fabrics that are handpicked

to make bionic Pantomime Dames

Oh please be just like ‘It’s a Knock Out’

So that I can veg and goggle box shout

With my can of popsical pop without no name.



So it’s ribbons to the rhythmics

And slapstick from the mavericks

ticking all the boxes once again

Picnic at Sigue Sigue Sputnik

with a cheese ploughman’s rustic

Unweilding us comic sidekicks to the games.



Unleash the graphics

Click on the frolics

Let the neurotics and narcotics freely flow.

The gimmicks are now epic

We sink into the Matrix

and become the adoring public

raring to go!!


I choose the red pill this morning

As the Olympic games come sprawling,

Settling down to transfix on the show.


3 responses »

  1. niiice, especially the sigue sigue Sputnik reference! Have you been following Steve Bell’s take on this one? ..sure you’d appreciate the poetry spouting cows. Personally I look forward to Danny updating past hits, including a giant toilet bowl homage to Trainspotting….

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