The strange things that are said to try and get daughter aged 10 out of the bath

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My eyes are deaf

Me ears are blind

My nose is numb

My tongue is tied

My touch is severed

My cerebral cortex is disconnected

I need to dry your hair now

Before it becomes infected!!

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