You can’t put a pizza in a casserole dish!!
You great big twelve year old oaf!!
Next week, it’s the compulsory Meatloaf
and I’ll cure you of your vegetarianism.
I still remember her singing that line
in forced Home Ec
and I fell in love with the words and rhythm (I didn’t fall in love with Meatloaf or the woman with a sinister sauce repertoire )
No one stood up for me
and I made my meaty brick the next week.