The brussel sprout
for the devout
has arrived on the brussel sleigh
with it’s bum cut off
and a cross in its head-
let us hope that some other greenery will save the day!
The cabbage mobile
skis close alongside
he thinks he’s a strong redeemer
but I’d prefer a different veg.
Unfortunately the Brussels and Cabbage foot is wedged
in the lid of my Christmas steamer
Keep an eye on me now
Coz I’ll boil them all dry.
I much prefer the broccoli and mushroom guy
(he’s a fungi to be with!!)
Just found the criminal wrapping paper